Hey there TENGA fans...it is May and it is time for our Annual Masturbation Month specials (May is Masturbation Month!). You know you love TENGAs and now is a great time to load-up on them!
Did you know that:
· Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were developed in an effort to curb masturbatory impulses in young boys? (Didn’t work!)
· Sigmund Freud said “The subject of masturbation is inexhaustible?” (Great for psychiatrist’s fees!)
· The world record for the longest time masturbating in a single session is held by a competitor in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon using TENGA? (8.5 hours!)
So from now until May 31st use the code "MASTURB8" and receive 20% off in addition to our usual volume discounts - that's right 20% off!
Volume deal - order a dozen and receive a bonus 6.0 model in addition to our discount when using this code until May 31st!!
USPS Priority mail is still only $5.00 for your continental United States order...
Order now before you develop calluses on your hands! (And you won't go blind. Really.)
Monday, May 18, 2009
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